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Friday, 9 March, 2001

1949 - The first all-electric dining car was placed in service-- on the Illinois Central Railroad. Passengers enjoyed all-electric cooking between Chicago and St. Louis.

1985 - The most requested movie in history, Gone with the Wind, went on sale in video stores across the US for the first time. The tape cost buyers 89.95.

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All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire.
-- Aristotle

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
(unattributed)

The secret of man's success resides in his insight into the moods of people, and his tact in dealing with them.
-- Josiah Gilbert Holland

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
-- Gandhi

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
-- Josh Billings

It never occurs to teenagers that someday they will know as little as their parents.
(unattributed)

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than from the arguments of its opposers
-- William Penn

Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.
-- Edgar Watson Howe

Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, experience tells you to do, and what your nerves won't let you do.
-- Bruce Crampton

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
-- Golnik Eric

Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.
-- Robert H. Schuller

Conscience is the perfect interpreter of life.
-- Karl Barth

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Racing pigeons are wearing spangly sequins to protect them from falcons. The reflective sequins looking like large eyes are fitted to their wings to stop peregrine falcons from attacking.The Royal Pigeon Racing Association has adopted the idea after research by Lancaster University scientists. Falcons kill thousands of the racing birds each year but there's been a drop in kills since the sequins were tried out, reports the Daily Record.

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The Wall Street Journal (WSJ) has never had a staff photographer. The tradition goes back to 1889, when the WSJ was first published. Now that is not to say the WSJ has never run a photograph. Its first published photo was in 1927 on the occasion of an obituary for the WSJ's drama critic. In this case, it was a photograph of a painting. It was not until 1929 that a portrait photo was used. Editors may call for a photo when they feel the traditional dot drawings (which we feel are to remind the reader of the drawings of presidents found on currency) is not appropriate for a story, but this is certainly not a capricious event.

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How come Americans use a donkey and an elephant as symbols for the Democratic and Republican parties?

The donkey started with President Andrew Jackson, a Democrat. He used the symbol for his party after his opponents in the 1828 presidential election called him a "jackass". Illustrator Thomas Nast made Jackson's donkey famous in his political cartoons. Nast himself came up with the Republican elephant in an 1874 cartoon. The elephant initially was meant only to represent the strength of the "Republican Vote," but it soon came to stand for the party as a whole.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses!

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Canada-Women on Subs

Ottawa (AP) - Women are now allowed to serve on Canada's submarines. The Canadian navy made the announcement yesterday -- on International Women's Day. The move breaks the final barrier to females in Canada's military.
Vice Admiral Greg Maddison says the decision was made because the navy's new Victoria-class submarines offer more privacy than the previous ones. There had been concerns about cramped quarters on older subs. Maddison also says male and female crew members will not be segregated on the subs.
Women serve on submarines in only a few countries, including Norway and Australia -- but not the United States.

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SI: Swimsuit Facts

(AP) - No, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition isn't just pictures. The 222-page tome not only has the babes -- it also has some of the facts surrounding the photo shoots. In case you forgot to read the articles, here's some of what you missed. SI reports it took seven photographers 48 days and 4,400 rolls of film to capture all those thongs. The location photo crews guzzled more than 100 gallons coffee during the early morning shoots. They also had to rub 20 bottles of body oil on the 19 supermodels.

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ATLANTA (AP) - Just one in four U.S. adults exercised enough in the 1990s, the government said Thursday.

Only 25.4 percent of adults met government recommendations for physical activity in 1998 - virtually unchanged from the beginning of the decade, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said. Almost 30 percent reported no physical activity at all.

The CDC recommends a half-hour of moderate exercise, like walking, five times a week, or 20 minutes of vigorous exercise, such as running, three times a week.

Analysts blame high-stress jobs coupled with lifestyle amenities that surfaced in the 1990s - from hundreds of cable channels to a multiplicity of fast-food joints - for making Americans lazier in their free time.

``People are spending more time watching TV,'' CDC statistician Sandra Ham said. ``For transportation, they get in their cars rather than walking or riding bicycles.''

The findings are based on random telephone surveys conducted by health officials in 43 states and the District of Columbia between 1990 and 1998.

The CDC warned that the numbers could be off in both directions - made higher by people who exaggerated their physical activity and made lower by people who did not remember all their exercise over a month.

Inactivity can lead to obesity, which is closely tied to diabetes. Diabetes kills 180,000 Americans a year, and the disease is rising sharply.

Part of the problem is that Americans see exercise as an inconvenience, Ham said. But the 30-minute requirement can be broken into chunks as small as 10 minutes, with everyday activities like gardening counting as exercise.

``It doesn't have to be hard work,'' Ham said. ``A lot of people don't realize that modern lifestyle activities - being physically active in general rather than setting aside time - are really what's important.''

Also Thursday, the government said fewer than half of Americans age 50 and older are receiving proper screening for colorectal cancer, which kills more than 50,000 people each year.

On the Net: CDC: http://www.cdc.gov

Wednesday, March 7, 2001
MONOPOLY DAY

It was on this day in 1933 that Charles Darrow created the game we know as Monopoly. Or was it?
Maybe Lizzie J. Magie's The Landlord's Game, patented on January 5, 1904, was the real monopoly game. Or was it? Lizzie's game was very similar to Monopoly, except she, a Quaker from Virginia, created it as a political comment to promote a single land-ownership tax. She shared it with other Quakers and proponents of the tax measure. Families copied the game, adding their own favorite street names and changing the rules as they pleased. The name of the game changed as the rules changed.
A Reading, Pennsylvania college student, Dan Layman, played the version his friends called Monopoly in the late 1920s. Once out of college, and back home in Indianapolis, he produced the game under the name, Finance. His dorm-mate, Louis Thun, copyrighted several rules that the two had written. Was Layman's the real Monopoly game?
Or was it Ruth Hoskins and friends, Quakers who lived in Atlantic City, who made the Monopoly game we still play? Ruth learned how to play the game from a friend of Layman's in Indianapolis. She then moved to Atlantic City and shared it with other friends. In 1930, they made a version complete with Atlantic City street names like Boardwalk, Park Place, Virginia and Pennsylvania Avenues; even including Marven Gardens, a residential section at the edge of Margate City, a suburb of Atlantic City.
Charles Darrow, an inventor of sorts, first saw and played the game in 1931, when he and his wife were introduced to Monopoly by mutual friends of Ruth Hoskins. The Darrows, who lived in Germantown, Pennsylvania, were penniless. The Depression had left them destitute. Fascinated with the game, Darrow made some modifications, misspelled Marven Gardens as Marvin Gardens, added copyrighted artwork and produced games which he then began to sell on this day in 1933.
The popularity of the game was instant. Darrow could not keep up with the demand. He eventually sold his 'rights' to Parker Brothers who initially turned Darrow away, saying that his game had "52 fundamental errors." The 50-year-old company eventually agreed to give Darrow royalties on every Monopoly game sold, on the condition that they could write "short version" game rules. Ultimately, Darrow became a millionaire at age 46.
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1908 - Grab hold of your bonnets for this one, ladies. It was on this day that Cincinnati's mayor, Mark Breith stood before the city council and announced "Women are not physically fit to operate automobiles."

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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
-- Charles M. Schulz

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

In a society that judges self-worth on productivity, it's no wonder we fall prey to the misconception that the more we do, the more we're worth.
--Ellen Sue Stern

Too many people, too many demands, too much to do; competent, busy, hurrying people - it just isn't living at all.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The only good is knowledge and the only evil ignorance.
-- Socrates

Bad men hate sin through fear of punishment; good men hate sin through their love of virtue
-- Juvenal

The most dangerous creation of any society is that man who has nothing to lose.
-- James Baldwin

Sometimes, I think that musicians don't like music at all. Apart from me and Alfred Brendel, I hardly see any of them at concerts
-- Mitsuko Uchida, from an article in The Independent

Singers are just cannon fodder in the midst of often fairly bloody battles. You often feel like walking out, but you can't.
-- Thomas Allen, from an article in The Observer

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California Unveils 'Peanuts' Tribute Sculpture

SANTA ROSA, CA (AP) - The city that ``Peanuts'' creator Charles Schulz called home is paying tribute to the late cartoonist.
A bronze ``Peanuts'' sculpture of a smiling Charlie Brown with his arm around
Snoopy was unveiled this weekend.
The 4-foot sculpture was a $270,000 project commissioned by the city of Santa Rosa and Sonoma County. Schulz had drawn the comic strip for 50 years. Schulz died at his Santa Rosa home of complications of cancer on Feb. 12, 2000, the day before his farewell ``Peanuts'' cartoon was published. He was 77.
``I think everyone who will see the sculpture will feel happy,'' said the cartoonist's widow, Jean Schulz. Stan Pawlowski, a Long Beach artist and friend of Schulz, created the sculpture. He was licensed nearly a decade ago to sculpt ``Peanuts'' characters.

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What is a Shogun?

The shoguns were the de facto rulers of Japan from 1192 to 1867. Originally military commanders, they exercised real power, while the emperor retained formal sovereignty. The name is an abbreviation of sei-i-tai-shogun, meaning "barbarian-quelling generalisimo"

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New York (AP) - A new handy gadget could make calling cards obsolete. A New York woman invented the disposable cell phone. The inexpensive paper phone only dials out. It can be used up to 60 minutes and then thrown away.
"I was driving in my car and kept losing the signal while I was on the phone, which I shouldn't be all the time. But I'm on the phone like everybody else and I kept losing the cell site. And I wanted to throw my phone out the window. It just popped into my head -- disposable cell phone," said Cliffside Park, N.J., resident Randi Altschul, who invented the disposable cell phone.
Four years after her light bulb idea, Altschul made it a reality.
It is the size of a credit card and, except for the circuitry, made of paper. Altschul said that it is perfect for people who are always losing things. The disposable phones are about $10.

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More than 50 people responded to an invitation to a casting call for a Robert DeNiro movie being shot in Boston. The only problem was, the invitations were sent by police. To people with outstanding arrest warrants. One woman complained she "took a day off from work" to meet DeNiro. She was led away in handcuffs instead.
"It's so nice to scam people who are scammers," one detective said. The casting call, sent to 3,800 fugitives, offered more than $200 for two hours of work as extras, plus the chance of "becoming famous." (UPI)

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Hatfield-McCoy

Pikeville, KY (AP) - Appalachia's most famous feuding families now settle their differences with softball and tug-of-war. The Hatfields lost both events to the McCoys at last year's inaugural reunion in Pikeville, Kentucky.
Tourism promoters in Kentucky and West Virginia say the reunions, which are expected to become annual affairs, will pay huge financial dividends from people coming to see the descendants square off in friendly competitions. Last year, 3,500 people showed up -- filling every hotel within 30 miles.
This year's reunion is set for the weekend of June 8-10.
The feud between the McCoys of Kentucky and the Hatfields of West Virginia is believed to have stemmed from a dispute over a pig and escalated in a battle over timber rights. By 1888, at least 12 lives were lost.

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IS THIS GUY NUTS?

An Australian ex-commando is planning a record-breaking sky dive -- FROM SPACE.
From a special high-altitude helium balloon, Rodd Millner will parachute 130,000 feet back to Earth -- free-falling from the vacuum of space and through the frigid air of Earth's upper atmosphere before landing back on Terra Firma.
The feat is scheduled for March 2002, starting from just outside Alice Springs, Australia. The "Space Jump" -- as it's being called -- will be filmed on 70mm film and High Definition videotape to create a giant format film. It'll take Millner approximately 2 1/2 hours to ascend to 130,000 feet in his special balloon before taking less than 10 minutes to parachute to Earth.
Wearing a special high-tech suit, Millner hopes to become the first man to break the sound barrier unaided, the highest skydiver, the longest free-faller -- and the highest balloonist ever to live.

Tuesday, March 6, 2001
REMEMBER THE ALAMO DAY

It was on this day in 1836, the last of a thirteen-day siege, that Mexico's
dictator, Santa Anna and his thousand-man army defeated a little band of
Texas volunteers. The last of these 189 brave men (who included Davy
Crockett) died on March 6, holed up in the Alamo.

Their fight for Texas' liberty did not go unnoticed. 46 days later, with the
battle cry, "Remember the Alamo," General Sam Houston and his Texans
captured Santa Anna and finished the job started at the Alamo. Texas gained
its independence.

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1808 - The first college orchestra was founded -- at Harvard University in Cambridge, MA.

1981 - Walter Cronkite, the dean of American television newscasters, said "And that's the way it is" for the final time, as he closed the CBS Evening News with Walter Cronkite. An audience estimated at 17,000,000 viewers saw 'the most trusted man in America' sign-off. Cronkite retired after more than 30 years in broadcasting. He was replaced by Dan Rather at the anchor desk.

1982 - The most points scored by two teams in the National Basketball Association made history. San Antonio beat Milwaukee 171-166 in three overtime periods to set the mark.

1985 - Yul Brynner played his famous role as the king in The King and I in his 4,500th performance in the musical. The actor, age 64, opened the successful production on Broadway in 1951.

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If the guy in front of you can't drive, blowing your horn isn't likely to teach him how.
(unattributed)

A man who dares to waste one hour of life has not discovered the value of life.
-- Charles Darwin

Learn by other's mistakes because you do not live long enough to make them all yourself.
(anonymous)

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
-- Thomas Szasz

Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people.
-- Mary Kay

It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to be narrow-minded and all too prudent.
-- Vincent van Gogh

The best time to make friends is before you need them.
-- Ethel Barrymore

The taxpayer -- that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
-- Ronald Reagan

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
(unattributed)

The true male never yet walked
Who liked to listen when his mate talked.
-- Anna Wickham

Errol Flynn died on a 70-foot boat with a 17-year-old girl. Walter has always wanted to go that way, but he's going to have to settle for a 17-footer with a 70-year-old.
-- Betty Cronkite, of her husband Walter

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If you have kids in school, remember that it's about more than just facts and skills:

"The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives."
--Robert Maynard Hutchins

"Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten."
--B. F. Skinner

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
--Fran Lebowitz

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Alzheimer's-Hobbies

Washington (AP) - A study says adults with hobbies that exercise their brains are two-and-a-half times less likely to develop Alzheimer's disease. The study also says leisure limited to TV watching may increase the risk.
The survey looked at people in their 70s. It says those who regularly participated in intellectually challenging hobbies in their younger adult years tended to be protected. These activities included reading, jigsaw puzzles and chess.
As for the TV, a researcher says the finding supports other studies showing that brain power unused is brain power lost. The researcher is at Case Western Reserve University School of Medicine. The study is in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

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Hi/Lo Beam

Detroit (AP) - An automotive supplier has unveiled "smarter" headlights that know when to switch to high-beams and when to switch back. Gentex says it could make being blinded by other drivers just a dim memory.
The company says its SmartBeam system uses a tiny, computer chip-driven camera that's mounted in a car's rear-view mirror. The technology automatically activates or dims the brights, depending on the amount of light that the camera picks up in front of the vehicle. Gentex executive vice-president Kenneth La Grand says increased use of high-beams could make nighttime driving safer for those in and out of vehicles.
SmartBeam is still being refined. But Ford's Lincoln-Mercury division expects to make it available on Lincoln vehicles starting in the 2004 model year.

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Are a jackass and a donkey the same thing?

Yes, if you're talking about animals. An ass, a donkey, and a burro are all names for the same creature--an equine mammal smaller than a horse and having long ears. "Jackass" or "jack" is used when you are referring to a male ass. The female ass is called a "jennet" or "jenny." Burro is a name Spanish in origin and more commonly refers, at least in the US, to the smaller sized asses common to Mexico.

What, then, is a mule?

A mule is the domesticated, hybrid offspring of a mare (female horse) and a jackass (male donkey). The offspring of a male horse (stallion) and a female ass (jenny) is called a "hinny". Mules will often grow to a size larger than either parent, and they live longer than the horse. However, because it is a hybrid, the mule is sterile and cannot reproduce. There have been extremely rare reports of a few female mules having produced young after they were bred to male asses or to stallions. The first mules in North America are thought to have been bred by George Washington.

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Como Zoo in St. Paul Minnesota has raised $4,800 by auctioning paintings done by Amanda, the Orangutan, whose painting technique consists of dipping the brush into the paint, rubbing it once on the paper, and then sucking off the remaining paint from the brush. 400 people came to bid on 22 originals with the highest bid for a picture being $360.
But Amanda has a ways to go to be number one. Ruby, an elephant at the Phoenix zoo fetched $3,000 for one of her paintings. Dolphin originals at the Clearwater, Florida Marine Science Center in 1992 fetched as much as $175 per painting.

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Have you heard these in your Dilbert cubicles?

"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (Microsoft)

"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping)

"This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." (UPS)

"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule" (3M)

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When you're hot, you're hot. And if you're a dog, that means winding up at the top on the American Kennel Club's annual ranking of the registered breeds that have been in the most demand.
The AKC's roster for the year 2000 is out, and it shows that two large breeds - labradors followed by golden retrievers - continued to be the country's most popular dogs. Several of the smaller guys held their own in the Top 10, and one top breed - the formidable rottweiler - suffered a sharp drop in popularity.
Overall, according to the AKC, Americans registered 1,175,473 purebred dogs last year, up five percent when compared to 1999. Labs, which are large, active but easy-going dogs, dominated the field of 148 AKC breeds with 172,841 registered puppies - almost 15 percent of all the dogs that were registered.

AKC Top 10 in 2000

Labrador retrievers. 172,841 registrations, up 12 percent

Golden retrievers. 66,300 registrations, up 6 percent

German shepherds. 57,660 registrations, up 1 percent

Dachshunds. 54,773 registrations, up 8 percent

Beagles. 52,026 registrations, up 6 percent

Poodles. 45,868 registrations, up 1 percent

Yorkshire terriers. 43,868 registrations, up 7 percent

Chihuahuas. 43,096 registrations, up 17 percent

Boxers. 38,803 registrations, up 11 percent

Shih Tzus. 37,599, up 9 percent

Rottweilers, pomeranians, miniature schnauzers, cocker spaniels and pugs filled out the ranks of the top 15 dogs, with rottweilers representing the only top breed to suffer a significant drop in popularity. It fell 11 percent between 1999 and 2000.

Monday, March 5, 2001
ANNIE OAKLEY DAY

Just five feet tall, one wouldn't expect Phoebe Anne Oakley Mozee to be able to use a rifle, a pistol or a shotgun. Yet, the diminutive Annie Oakley -- as she was better known -- found out, at the age of nine, that she was a dead shot. Born in a log cabin in Patterson Township, Ohio, Annie starred in Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show for seventeen years equally adept at hitting targets with any of the three weapons.

On this day in particular, in 1922, Annie broke all existing records for women's trap shooting. She smashed 98 out of 100 clay targets thrown at 16 yards while at a match at the Pinehurst Gun Club in North Carolina. She hit the first fifty, missed the 51st, then the 67th.

This was a record-breaker, true; but Annie Oakley was well-known throughout the United States and Europe for her expert shooting ability. In one day, 'Little Sure Shot' took a .22 rifle and hit 4,772 glass balls out of 5,000 tossed in the air. She could hit a playing card from 90 feet (the thin side facing her), puncturing it at least five times before it hit the ground. It was this display that named free tickets with holes punched in them, Annie Oakleys.

In 1935, Phoebe Mozee was immortalized on film in Annie Get Your Gun, which was later made into a musical for the stage. In 1985, another film, Annie Oakley, was made for TV. It included silent-film footage of the record-breaking sharp-shooter, taken by Thomas Edison.

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1750 - The first Shakespearean play in America was presented at the Nassau Street Theatre in New York City. The play enjoyed by the audience was the famous King Richard III.

1931 - "Without a Song" was recorded by Lawrence Tibbett for Victor Records. This wonderful melody came from the film, The Southerner and has been a hit for many, including Willie Nelson, Frank Sinatra and Tony Bennett.

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The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty, not knowing what comes next.
-- Ursula K. Leguin

What you were yesterday is fixed for always, making its mark on what you are today, what you will be tomorrow.
-- Helen Eustis

The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.
-- L. Thomas Holdcroft

All of us are watchers -- of television, of time clocks, of traffic on the freeway -- but few are observers. Everyone is looking, not many are seeing.
-- Peter M. Leschak

Often the best thing about not saying anything is that it can't be repeated.
-- Suzan Wiener

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
-- Mark Twain

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes.
Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
-- H. G. Wells

You can never plan the future by the past.
-- Edmund Burke

The best time to make friends is before you need them.
-- Ethel Barrymore

There's no labor a man can do that's undignified, if he does it right.
-- Bill Cosby

True hope dwells on the possible, even when life seems to be a plot written by someone who wants to see how much adversity we can overcome.
-- Walter Anderson

No more duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great theatre of life than simple loyalty to their best convictions.
-- Edwin Hubbel Chapin

I learned in my four decades in Washington that one person can make a difference.
-- Liz Carpenter

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Who are Doleful, Scrappy, Snappy, Crabby, Shifty, and
Biggy-Wiggy?

Those are names considered and rejected for the seven dwarves in Walt Disney's 1937 animated classic "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." The dwarves that made the cut, of course, were Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, and Doc.
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What do the letters in "EPCOT" stand for?

Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow. Walt Disney envisioned EPCOT as an enclosed and regulated community where people would live and work. The idea was to enclose the whole community within a dome so it could be entirely controlled and all the bad things in society, like crime and grime, could be kept out. Instead, EPCOT became a popular exhibit combining technology with international cultures.
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How did Disney animation artists poke fun at a rival theme park in the film "Beauty and the Beast"?

In the 1991 film "Beauty and the Beast," Belle's father encounters a fork in the road, with one road sign indicating the path leads to "Anaheim," while the darker, more sinister looking path is supposed to lead to "Valencia." Anaheim, of course, is the site of Disneyland, while Valencia is the home of the rival Six Flags Magic Mountain amusement park.

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Why do we call unrealistic ideas pipe dreams?

To understand the origins of the expression, imagine that in the 1960s a similar phrase likened unrealistic ideas to the kind of distorted thinking engendered by using LSD. The drug was often supplied on a sugar cube, so unrealistic ideas could have been called "sugar cube fantasies."
The 19th century equivalent of LSD was the hallucinogenic drug opium, imported into Europe from Asia. It was widely used in certain literary circles in Britain. Opium was smoked in a pipe and once under the influence, people had strange visions. But they were only pipe dreams.

 


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